http://www.wwf.com/photos/images/mick_foley/socko.jpg Ryan's 24 hour standup comedy � How funny am I ? � A doufus named John Wayne Bobbett got fired from his job as a limo driver because every time he dropped someone off at the airport he would say:"Does that look like a weiner to you"? Some Computer Hackers known as the MOD,or the Masters of Downloading hacked into the Government's Computer Network. They Are also named after the late work of The WHO. MTV hired tet another Beavis & Butthead wannabe VJ named 19 year old Jesse Camp. Where ever He comes from they don't have combs. I guess Barney was just too sophisticated. PBS came out with another annoying Kid's Show called Teletubbies. This English show is anothere version of last Falls garbage"McNeil-Lehrer-Fuzzy-Bunny Sunshine Hour.
O.J Simpson's daughter was arrested for drunk driving. Still shaken up from take your daughter to work day,She suffered minor injuries, which to the Simpson family is anything less than double murder. This just in: Clippers get ready for playoffs, buy big screen tv. I know how to make someone really angry. Wave a sign in front of their face that says" I make twice as much as ___. Yankee fans are crazy. If the temperature was 90, They would flock to Yankee Stadium just to be hit by a cold steel beam. If anyone wonders if I am an adult, think again. I am 11 years old. In the year 2000, Extraterrestrial believers will be astonished to find out that high frequency signals were coming from John Glenn's Medic Alert Bracelet. All dogs will be issued photo I.D's so they can be spared the humanity of sniffing each other's butts. What do large wooden horses, Viking ships,& Bill Clinton have in common ? They all carry trojans (warriors & condomns). The Academy Awards were rated CW-13 because the sight of Christopher Walker may be too explicite for children like me. I am funny,aint I ? Bob Guccione offered Monica Lewinski $2 million to appear naked in Penthouse Magazine. When asked about this, Clinton said : He is offering high paying jobs for young people.Paul Newman, The creater of some salad dressing has opened hgis own line of ice-cream. The down size is that he only flavors are seven seas, french, italian, Vinegar & Wine, & bleu cheese.
 � Something I gotta say by Law I have lots of friends. Some of my online buddies are Sean Azari, Greg Chery, Ashley Faulhauber. I am going to say all of my friends.
& Anthony Frinzi. I have a girlfriend named Ashley Faulhauber. E-mail me if you wanna put some of your own hotlinks. I am the man because Ryanman said so. Anyone here from NJ? I am. My mom got me a Tommy Lee Reversable Jacket. It is a leather coat one side. The other is an orange jacket that says LA County Jail. Isn't George Michaels a perv? He gave my bathroom 4 stars.
 � Some other stuff I like:
  • Steve Austin
  • Ashley Faulhauber
  • South Park
  • Cartoons/Comic Books
  • Comedy
  • Computers
  • School Dances
  • Sean Azari
  • nWo
  • Kid's Stuff
  • Undertaker
  • Smash Mouth
  • e-mail
  • PC Games
  • My cat Sylvester
  • Kid Clubs
  • anti-School
  • chatrooms
  • anti-Hanson
  • Seattle Mariners
  • LA Lakers
  • making cool websites like this
  • Jay Leno

 � Favourite links
�

More of me
It is cool


Sean Azari's kissing test
Awesome Tips


Even More of me
Some of my finest work

Email me on:
[email protected]

This page has been visited times.